...it's just best to smile.
While attempting to help one student with her math assignment...
boy: Whoa, your earring... its just... oh my gosh!.... its like... whoa. ...
me: side glance. teacher look.
boy: sorry. (momentary pause) but seriously, your earring... it's.... it's like reflecting on your skin.... and is .... shinnnnnyy......
me: [boy's name.] teacher look
boy: okay... yeah.... sorry...
*seconds later as a little ET-like finger floats toward my ear*
me: please don't touch me.
boy: gasp! How did you even know? oh my..... but.... that earring.... ...whoa
Waiting for a student to be picked-up...
girl: What test will we take tomorrow?
me: The language usage test
girl: What is that?
me The language test is about things like punctuation, subjects, verbs and nouns
girl: Is that why we learned about verbs today?
me: Uhmmm. We didn't learn about verbs today.
girl: Oh....(confused look)
me: You're gonna do great.
During a plan period....
boy: Miss I have a question... I don't know where the other kids are.... Are they at recess?... I was washing my hands...
me: Did you look in the music room?
boy: No. But are they at recess?
me: Nooo, look in the music room
boy: Okay I'll go look outside for them just in case.
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